Who am I?

My name is Stuart Morris, and I:

  • am an electrical apprentice;
  • have been a programmer, web designer, tele-salesperson, data analyst, volunteer firefighter, and convenience vehicle recovery person, amongst other things;
  • live in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia;
  • would like to own or sponsor a dingo one day;
  • want to travel to the poles one day;
  • love beer and whiskey, but rarely drink enough of either of them;
  • am always on the lookout for a great coffee;
  • listen to the radio, but never to FM;
  • take photos on occasion, with film;
  • and a Justice of the Supreme Court have been confused with each other by phone as he has the same name and at the time, worked one block away and had an almost identical phone number;
  • have a lot of social networking profiles that I rarely update;
  • am always online but love nothing more than switching off and going camping;
  • love technology but invariably never adopt before version 3; and,
  • live in Victoria but don’t follow AFL.